Fun with SPAM! #4

May 17, 2018 Let's Discuss, Spam 38

It’s time for a new installment of Fun with SPAM!

Ah, the dreaded spam comments … we all know them well.

Since that last SPAM post, I’ve been saving up all the good ones that make it through my filter. It doesn’t take long to collect quite a few, so I decided it was time to revisit one of my favorite goofy topics: SPAM.

Once again, I decided to take a peek into the abyss of the Spam folder to find a few gems and imagine … what if I was really going to reply to these random crazy comments? Take a look at what I might say:


Un manga est une bande dessinée japonaise.

Yes. Thank you for that information. All my French readers should certainly be aware that “a manga is a Japanese comic.” I should have made this clearer for them. Good thing I have you around!

 

These are genuinely impressive ideas in regarding blogging.
You have touched some pleasant factors here.

Well, I’m glad I’m not touching any unpleasant factors. That just sounds creepy.

 

So, teach your little one to put in writing letters and phrases.

There are many letters and phrases in the books I review. I think this blog will be very helpful for our little ones. 

 

Urinary stasis and retention hit in both types, placing the child at gamble in support of urinary disquisition infection as well as reflux of bladder contents stand behind up into the ureters and kidneys, resulting in renal scarring and insufficiency.

I have NO idea what’s happening here, but I am suddenly very frightened for my children. This doesn’t have anything to do with them putting letters and phrases in writing, does it? If it does, I’ll stop teaching that immediately.

 

There are ways to botch a restricted-time offer.

Oh, I’m sure there are. I’m guessing I’ve found many of them. Thank you for your warning, though.

 

Thanks a lot for providing individuals with an extraordinarily remarkable opportunity to discover important secrets from this site. It is always so kind and also full of a great time for me and my office mates to search your website at least 3 times a week to study the fresh guidance you have got.

Shhhh!!! You’re not supposed to mention the important secrets. Didn’t they teach you anything at that super spy meeting you went to with your office mates? You obviously need to study some fresher guidance.

 

Dead written subject matter, Really enjoyed reading.

I know it’s confusing since I review a lot of paranormal books, but I have actually written all of these posts while still alive. (I’ll let you know if that changes.)

 

School life is full of ups and downs essay. Every online essay novelist in our network has a antagonistically track-record of providing fact-finding and expos‚ support to students.

Well, how could I possibly turn down your services after that ringing endorsement? I mean, your antagonistic track-record alone speaks for itself. And it’s obvious based on this comment that you would offer expert support on all my essays. Sign me up!

 

As I web-site possessor I believe the content matter here is rattling magnificent, appreciate it for your hard work.

I’ve heard that with possessions there can often be a lot of rattling (of chains and such), but I’ve honestly never experienced it firsthand. Or maybe that’s ghosts? Still, it sounds magnificent.

 

I haven’t checked in here for a while since I thought it was getting boring, but the last few posts are great quality so I guess I will add you back to my everyday bloglist.

You deserve it friend 🙂

Um, thanks … I guess? Good to know I have friends around to give it to me straight.

 

Hey, you used to write great, but the last several posts have been kinda boring… I miss your great writings. Past few posts are just a little bit out of track!

But, wait, my good friend just got through telling me that the last few posts were the good ones and it was the old ones that were boring. Man, this is confusing! I just don’t know what to believe anymore!

 

No matter if some one searches for his necessary thing, so he/she wants to be available that in detail, thus that thing is maintained over here.

I maintain many necessary things over here, but I’ll confess that there are some unnecessary things too (have you seen my SPAM posts, for instance? Pretty frivolous).

 

I am regular reader, how are you everybody? This post posted at this website is truly pleasant.

It’s quite obvious that you’re a regular reader from the fact that you’re commenting on this truly pleasant Sunday Post from four years ago. Thanks for keeping up with the blog!

 


See, spam really can be fun! If you liked this post, check out my past spam posts—they’re good for a laugh!

Do you ever read your spam? Does it make you laugh? Remember any crazy spam comments? I want to know!

 

38 Responses to “Fun with SPAM! #4”

  1. Dena @ Batch of Books

    Haha, I love this. Spam can be so much fun. Is it crazy that when I see new SPAM emails, I immediately go check them out to see how many rich uncles have bequeathed their fortunes to me? And I love the business proposals too!

  2. Danielle Hammelef

    Most of my spam is based on the fact that I’m now a millionaire or hot women are waiting for me to connect with them. This is a fun post as always.

  3. Kristen @ Metaphors and Moonlight

    Lol the French one was informative, at least. Thank you, Nicole, for sharing all of your extraordinary secrets, I appreciate that too. But wait, you mean you’re *not* a zombie?? Lol about your regular reader and your good friend who thinks your posts have gotten boring. “Rattling magnificent!” I like that. I’m gonna start using that as a phrase 😉

  4. Greg

    That last one’s awesome! And the one too about the “quality posts.” Gee thanks right?

    Too funny 🙂

  5. Jennilyn V.

    “Dead written subject matter”
    “antagonistically track-record”
    “touched some pleasant factors”

    I wonder if these spammers use some kind of random word generator to construct their sentences. I don’t get a lot of spam comments on my blog so thanks for sharing these. And your replies are too funny, haha!

  6. Shannon @ It Starts at Midnight

    Ha! These are ridiculous. Like I’d want their essay help? They can’t even string a coherent sentence together! The backhanded compliment one is my fave. Like they *guess* they’ll give it another try. But the other one who just says you suck? Those tactics aren’t going to work! 😂

    • Nicole @ Feed Your Fiction Addiction

      My spam gets sent to a spam folder and then automatically deletes after 30 days or something. I could ignore it, but every once in a while I take a peek for these posts. And then there’s the occasional message that sneaks through the filter—those are the ones that usually remind me to look at the rest. 🙂

    • Nicole @ Feed Your Fiction Addiction

      I definitely think we should make rattling magnificent a catchphrase. I’m going to start using it in all my comments, etc. “This is a rattling magnificent review!” “I hope you have a rattling magnificent birthday!” LOL!

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