I’m excited to say that spammers have figured out ways around those pesky checkboxes in the comments section, and I now have plenty of new material for these spam posts again! So…
It’s time for a new installment of Fun with SPAM, where we peek into the abyss of the Spam folder to find a few gems and imagine … what if I were really going to reply to these random crazy comments?
Take a look at what I might say:
If you happen to use goldfish, they may eat your vegetation.
I was really concerned about that. It’s the only reason I haven’t used any goldfish on the blog. I’m really proud of the vegetation around here, and I wouldn’t want it to get eaten! Thank you for your valuable insights.
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I can’t even tell you what an honor it is to have someone of your caliber acknowledge my incredible intelligence. I’ve been trying to tell my friends and family for years that they should smartly prefer me, but alas, to no avail. They’re obviously only interested in Lady Gaga!
My relatives all the time say that I am killing my time here at web, however I know I am getting know-how all the time by reading such nice posts.
Oh, you’ll be getting know-how all the time around here. I mean, I know how to do a lot of things and I plan to share them all in my many nice posts.
Perhaps you and your friend just have busy schedules and a great deal of making up ground to do. It annoys Amy as she thinks that his behaviour is not gentlemanly.
Well, thank you for this lovely friendship advice. I hadn’t even realized that Amy was upset with me (or perhaps with one of the ungentlemanly characters featured on my blog?). We obviously have a great deal of making up ground to do since I’m so out of touch with her feelings on this matter.
I have read so many content concerning the blogger lovers but this paragraph is really a nice article, keep it up.
Oh, the blogger lovers have been all over the blogosphere lately. I just need to figure out how to get into their clique. Maybe if I keep writing really good paragraphs they’ll let me in.
Trump’s escape to most of asia is a really pageant attached to flattery.
Wait, Trump escaped to Asia? Sorry not sorry, my Asian blogger friends.
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You seem unsure if you actually enjoyed the info provided. But I recommend that all of my readers check back incessantly to inspect my posts. Nothing but good can come from that.
We are a gaggle of volunteers and starting a new scheme in our community. Your site provided us with valuable info to work on. You’ve done a formidable job and our entire neighborhood shall be thankful to you.
I hope that your neighborhood schemes are successful! I’m so glad that I could inspire your gaggle of volunteers to … do stuff. Good stuff, obviously.
After a coincidental tour date on the same day as Valentine’s Day in 2012, the Newtown Creek sewage therapy plant in Brooklyn, New York, has hosted a Valentine-themed tour.
I’m so sorry that I missed informing my readers of this before Valentine’s Day! I hope this epic event will be repeated next year; I know I have a few blogger friends that feel that a Valentine-themed sewage tour would be a highly symbolic way to celebrate the holiday.
See, spam really can be fun! If you liked this post, check out my past spam posts—they’re good for a laugh!
Do you ever read your spam? Does it make you laugh? Remember any crazy spam comments? I want to know!
Lol this is awesome. We get the kind of spam that’s just random letters and links. No fun.
Yeah, I definitely get those too. I had like 500 spam messages to choose from, so I just went through and found the ones I liked best!
Hah I love this so much. I don’t get a ton of spam, and it’s not usually as enjoyable as yours. I do appreciate your replies so very much though. 🙂
-Lauren
It’s always fun to think about what you’d say if you took the spam seriously.
so so hilarious. Which reminds me, I haven’t looked at mine for a long time!
You just might find some gems in there!
LOVE this post. Yes, I do read my spam and laugh at it.
It’s always good for a laugh!
Whoa these spam comments are so weird and your responses are so funny! All of the spam comments on my blog are just random links/words.
I get plenty of those too. I go through them and find the best ones—I have to filter through a WHOLE lot of weird or useless ones.
This is such a great post! You had me laughing with every answer. I usually delete our spam comments immediately, but now I don’t want to! And your response to that last comment! ?
I already can’t wait for the next installment!
I really love doing these. Why not have a little fun with my spam?
LOL! I love your spam posts. Especially love the one above about Lady Gaga, and wait, what? When did Trump escape to Asia? I’m watching the news right now and there’s nothing about that! LOL!!!
I only wish Trump would escape to Asia. They can have him.
I’ve never seen spam like this, mine is usually far less interesting but will keep a closer eye out. Love your responses. Glad we never got the opportunity for the sewage tour. Not on my bucket list!
I don’t know why the sewage tour isn’t on your bucket list. It seems like such a romantic getaway!
I would never say your behavior was ungentlemanly. ?
Oh, thank you. I’m glad I haven’t offended all my friends the way I have poor Amy.
Ahaha oh what in the world ????♀️
I do check my spam comments quite frequently, as sometimes some actual comments ends up there for whatever reason.. alas mine aren’t as gold. It’s been a while since i’ve had any, but the one I remember most was a bunch of unrelated religious stuff?? Like seemed they wrote something actually out of the bible at some point where each paragraph went on a different post? ? which… considering im an atheist, like man wtf? Where is that even coming from..
It’s also even funnier that you included potential replies!! With mine im mostly just speechless ??
Yeah, I definitely get a lot of spam that’s just random passages from some book or a long paragraph giving facts about something that has nothing to do with anything. It’s so weird because it’s obvious that no one would see these and think they’re real comments, but I guess they get through spam filters sometimes since they seem like actual English? That’s all I can figure.
I really have fun with my “replies” to the spam. It’s hilarious to think about what you might actually say back to them.
HAHA These posts kill me. So funny!
They’re always really fun to do. 🙂
To sum up in one word: interesting. Haha!
Glad I could entertain you! 🙂
You mean I missed the sewage tour? NOOOO! I haven’t looked at my spam in a while. Last time I looked, there was just a bunch of not-English stuff in there.
I’m so sorry I didn’t get word to you about the sewage tour in time. I will try to do better in the future.
Oh my gosh, these are too funny! Most of my spam lately has been for CBD and loans, womp womp.
Yeah, I get those too. I definitely go through and pick out the fun ones.
Sometimes I love my spam and it can make me laugh so much. But a lot of the time it is just so pointless and I delete them really quickly 😛 I find it so funny that you get such a wide range of things – from Trump moving to Asia, to Lady Gaga and to it actually sort of including blogging in some way or form 😛
These all end up in my spam filter, so I go through that for these posts. And I definitely get some of the pointless or boring ones too, but there are a few gems in there!
ugh the spam, I get some strange ones too….lol.
At least I can have fun with them!
Hahaha, a formidable job 😀 Valentine’s themed sewage tour xDDDD oh man, thanks for giving me a laugh this morning.
Every once in a while I get spam that just makes me say, “WHAT?” That sewage one was definitely one of them.
*I* smartly prefer you, Nicole. 😛 I’m honestly baffled by the goldfish one because not only does it not make sense on your blog, just, what even is the context?? Hahahaha I love your response to the Trump one.
I know, sometimes I’ll get a spam message like the goldfish one that makes me really wonder. I mean, it’s not one of the gobbledygook ones, but … goldfish? Really?
These are hilarious ??? you always get some fun spam haha ?
I do!! I love writing these posts!
Gosh I love these! Please sign me up IMMEDIATELY for the Valentine-themed sewage tour. Here for it. Also, GREAT news about Trump fleeing to Asia! I also am not sorry, maybe they can take care of our problem since we are apparently incompetent fools.
I thought that Valentines sewage tour might be right up your alley. It’s just what you’ve been waiting for!! 😉
Stop using the goldfish to annoy Amy dammit! 😉
Ah, that’s what it is, of course. I really should have made that connection. 🙂