It’s time for a new installment of Fun with SPAM!
Ah, the dreaded spam comments … we all know them well.
Once again, a crazy comment made it through my spam filter and made me laugh. It reminded me that it was past time to revisit one of my favorite goofy topics: Spam.
Once again, I decided to take a peek into the abyss of the Spam folder to find a few gems and imagine … what if I was really going to reply to these random crazy comments? Take a look at what I might say.
Right away I am going away to do my breakfast, afterward having my breakfast coming yet again to read more news.
Thank you for the compliment, but I’m a bit nervous for your health. If you keep having your breakfast coming yet again, you should probably see a doctor.
Your child are designed for is now the perfect way of thinking.
I’m sure my children would agree with you. They tell me all the time that their way of thinking is perfect.
Absolutely written written content, regards for entropy.
Yes, my content is absolutely written. I’m glad you’ve recognized that. I’m sorry you’re breaking down, though.
I’m gone to convey my little brother, that he should also go to see this webpage on regular basis to get updated from hottest reports.
Your little brother will thank you, trust me. My reports are certainly the hottest!
you are аctually a just right webmaster.
So Goldilocks tells me. She’s always using my site.
The next time I read a blog, I hope that it won’t fail me just as much as this particular one. I mean, I know it was my choice to read, however I truly thought you’d have something useful to talk about. All I hear is a bunch of complaining about something that you can fix if you were not too busy looking for attention.
Wow. I’m sorry that I’ve offended you so. I honestly thought that this random Sunday Post from four years ago was pretty cheerful, but I’m glad that you’ve pointed out my attention-seeking behaviors. I’ll try to change.
I want to get across my love for your generosity for men who require assistance with this important concept.
Um, thank you? I’m not sure which men I’m being generous to, but I guess I’m always here to help. You know, probably.
Your website is castles in the air, I seldom found your website at Yahoo, I am concerned to commemorate more. Hope it works untrue for me.
First off, thank you for the compliment. Les Mis is one of my favorite musicals, and that song is a particular favorite. I’m sorry that you seldom found my website, and I truly hope it works untrue for you.
Hello it’s me, I am also visiting this web site daily, this web page is genuinely nice and the people are in fact sharing fastidious thoughts.
Oh, hello! I’m so glad you’re here! And I’m especially glad that you appreciate all my fastidious thoughts.
Hello my loved one! I wish to say that this post is awesome, great written and come with almost all significant infos. I would like to peer extra posts like this.
Ah, my love, how I’ve missed you! Thank goodness you’ve found almost all the significant infos here. Please, peer away!
Very shortly this web site will be famous among all blogging users.
YES!!! My dream accomplished!! And next I will RULE THE WORLD!
See, spam really can be fun! If you liked this post, check out my past spam posts—they’re good for a laugh!
Do you ever read your spam? Does it make you laugh? Remember any crazy spam comments? I want to know!
I never have really. It’s been so long since I have had any. This a very entertaining post though. Love it
All of this was in my spam filter, except the one that leaked through—actually, it was the really mean one. I had to go to the filter to read them, but every once in awhile I do it because it just cracks me up!
BAHAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST, NICOLE! I don’t really go through spam comments, but I’m thinking I should know. I would love to find out how my readers want to recommend my hot posts to their brothers. XD
We think that spam is all bad, but it’s all a matter of perspective—these comments can be quite fun if you’re in the mood to laugh at them!
This is hilarious! Except for the mean one. I just checked my spam folder but I’ve only got one. They must go away after a while. I may have to start saving them!
Yeah, they do get deleted after a certain amount of time. But I get so many of them that this is NO problem for me—I still have plenty to choose from!
Hahaha, this is hilarious. I once found several spam comments from someone who was desperate to teach me how to become a vampire. Becoming a vampire changed the commenter’s life, and she wanted to tell me about the benefits.
Oh, wow. Well, I guess they were only trying to help. Very sweet of them, really. 🙂
Omg, these are great. For some reason, a lot of my spam comes through and I have to go and delete them. I don’t tend to read most of them, but some stick out more than others. They can be quite funny! I like your “replies.”
-lauren
Hey those spammers put in hard work to inundate my blog with uselessness—every once in awhile they deserve a reply, right?
Okay, this might be one of the funniest posts I’ve seen in a while. Now I want to start reading my spam comments. 🙂
Spam can be annoying, but every once in a while it can also be fun!
I don’t get spam at all, well, I don’t get them on my blog anyway. I wonder if these spammers just use the google translator or something because the english is a bit lacking. but these are amusing.
have a lovely day.
99.9% of the spam messages I get are caught by the spam filter (I found them in my spam folder for this post). But I just have to go look at them occasionally because they make me laugh!
Oh I’ve never thought of saving them before, these are hilarious! And some of the ones we get are so ridiculous that I have to text them to Chelsea ?. I’ll have to save some of better ones now. AND I can’t believe you got a rude one ?. As Stephanie Tanner would say “How rude!!”.
Yes, if you’re getting text-worthy spam, you definitely need to save it for a post like this. Spam can provide hours of entertainment!
The breakfast one is so strange lol. But I do love your written content and fastidious thoughts, Nicole. It is very written. But oh goodness, that one about how much your blog failed them! I thought spam comments were supposed to be nice, haha.
I know, right? That was the one that made it through my spam filter, and it actually sounds like a real comment. I was actually sort of insulted for a moment before I realized that it was a spam comment posted to a Sunday Post from four years ago. I’ve never seen spam quite so coherently mean before!
This is a really fun post. Most recently, I had a spam comment about how nice my blog was and I should buy some diamonds. I didn’t get the connection, except that the comment was from a site that sold diamonds.
In my last spam post there was a comment about helping me safely buy necklaces—I was so glad for their offer of assistance since that can be so dangerous! 🙂
Oh my god, this is hilarious! I gotta say, my spam comments aren’t as fun as this. Lol.
Also, A+ Sammy Winchester gif use!
I was looking for a little brother gif and Sam came up—seemed too perfect to pass up.
Hahahaha ? This was hilarious Nicole! Nice features. I often don’t check my spam folder and even if I get any Injust delete it. But now, after seeing this post, I am thinking to save them ? As you said, they really can be fun to read.
WordPress auto-deletes them after a certain number of days, but I still have PLENTY to choose from when I visit my spam folder. 🙂
I wish I got spam this good on my site. I need to step up my game.
Thanks for reading my little story and commenting (there are a bunch more up there).
-Paul
Yes, obviously you need to improve your blogging skills so that you can be worthy of such illustrious spam comments. 🙂
“reagrds for entropy” lol. Boy you never know what you’re going to get do you? But it sure can be entertaining?!?
I can’t help but laugh at most of the spam I get. Certainly weird, but also pretty entertaining sometimes. 🙂
Omg this was hilarious! Shall we call you O Webmaster now??? I also love how some spam comments just front up and are SO insulting. I get those too and it’s like…just come into my space and insult me why don’t you?!? Although WordPress usually deals with mine so I more stalk my crazy search term results and wonder how the heck people get to my blog with the weird things they google.?
Yes, you must certainly refer to me as O Webmaster—or just Grand Master of the Universe would work too. Whichever. I agree that those insulting spam messages are the weirdest—I guess it did catch my attention, though? And WordPress is actually very good at filtering out my spam messages for me but every once in a while I go visit them in my spam folder because I’m weird and they amuse me. 🙂 (I love your Google search terms thing, by the way.)
Well now I’m kind of jealous. I never get these colorful, illiterate spam comments. I feel so left out!
Oh, I’m so sad for you. I’m happy to share the spam in my spam folder with you. I get all kinds of craziness in there!
hahaha great post Nicole! Totally hysterical. I love that you found a way to use all this lunacy! some use of words and sentence structure tells you that English may not be the first language of the the person that wrote the spam comment LOL
I think it’s safe to say that English isn’t the first language of the authors of almost all spam messages. It’s either people writing in VERY broken English or weird computerized messages most of the time. Still, it makes for some hilarious reading!
Thank you– I needed a good laugh!!! I’ve never read spam comments all together like this & I LOVE it!!
I really love making these posts!
Bwhahha LOVE these! I have to say, the ones where they say you suck are my favorites. I will read those, and think “if they want me to click on their spam, they should really be nicer”- though you also have to wonder if people click on the links because the insults made them mad ? Is your husband okay with all this “generosity for men”? I feel like this will be an unpleasant conversation.
Yeah, we had to have a talk about my generosity. My husband wasn’t as on board with it as the spammer was.
Hahahahha These are so funny… I love how you spun each one into a little poke. I’ve looked at my spam occasionally and I don’t get ones near this rolling on the ground hilarious!
Yes, it’s definitely fun to imagine how you might respond to spam if you were to treat them like real comments. 🙂
Spam comments are hilarious, aren’t they? They never make a lot of sense and they always are a little bit weird and make you smile. Whilst also question why on earth they bother.
Exactly—entertaining, annoying and head-scratching all at once!
Your post is entertaining. I usually get the same type of comments in my spam. One of them would be about how the boys enjoyed playing with their daddy. They don’t even make sense mostly. At least yours are hilarious.
I will go check mine now anyway.
Um, yeah. Some of them are just completely insane.
I make sure to at least skim over my spam comments, because real people sometimes fall into the section. I get a lot of health-related spam comments because I have several years’ worth of posts about my health.
I do receive troll-like comments; I always love the “attention” ones—like, yes, leave me another comment to feed this attitude of mine! Makes perfect sense!
Yeah, it’s hard to figure out the goal with those kinds of spam. I guess it got my attention?
Retweeted this! Makes one look forward to the gems found in the (formerly) dreaded spam folder.
Exactly! Why not have a little fun with it?
I’ve never read my spam but I just did and this was the best one: Sick! Just received a brand-new Pearl and I can now read your blog on my phone’s browser, it didn’t function on my previous 1.
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I will read them more often-LOL
They’re funny to read sometimes, right? Good thing that person got a Pearl so they can read your blog!