It’s time for a new installment of Fun with SPAM, where we peek into the abyss of the Spam folder to find a few gems and imagine … what if I were really going to reply to these random crazy comments?
Take a look at what I might say:
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Oh, wow, I was getting worried that no one had noticed the remarkable tactics I’ve been giving out here. Strangely, no one else ever seems to mention them.
But I’ll confess that I wasn’t aware I had any website visitors living in my site. I might have to consider charging a bit of rent. I’m sure you understand … hosting and other fees can get expensive, and it would be nice to be able to spread out the cost a bit, especially if you’re planning to use up my entire website.
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I’m so sorry my blog ate your first, well-thought-out comment. Surely it was a grave mistake, as you are obviously a serious blogger who only came here to read about books and tell me how much you love my blog. I will hop right over to check out your Lawyers for Car Accidents blog since it’s right up my alley. And I’ll be sure to leave some tips in the comments for my fellow blog bloggers while I’m there.
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It never even occurred to me to buy preemie clothes to use for myself and then donate them to a hospital at a later time. What better way to look groomed and professional! I don’t know why everyone wouldn’t think so. And I agree that lots of people would probably be watching my every move very carefully when I go out wearing my brand new preemie clothes. It’s sure to make a statement.
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Well, of course; what healthy person would voluntarily exercise? You have come to the right place, though, since I am obviously very unhealthy. I think it’s due to all those pesticides in my non-organic blog traffic. Luckily, that problem will be solved soon.
See, spam really can be fun! If you liked this post, check out my past spam posts—they’re good for a laugh!
Do you ever read your spam? Does it make you laugh? Remember any crazy spam comments? I want to know!