It’s time for a new installment of Fun with SPAM, where we peek into the abyss of the Spam folder to find a few gems and imagine … what if I were really going to reply to these random crazy comments?
Take a look at what I might say:
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It’s true I’ve never encountered any of you, but thank you for appreciating me (once again).
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Oh, I have undeniably considered it, all right. I tried to hit the nail upon something lower, but there were definitely side-effects, so this seemed like the best strategy. Thank you for noticing.
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Oh, wow! I’ve been waiting for someone like Lord Zakuza to come along. I’m not sure I want any exes back, but I’m sure since he’s the best spell caster online, I will find all sorts of uses for him.
(By the way, sorry I redacted that email, guys, but I have to keep Lord Zakuza all to myself.)
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Ummmmm… I’m … sorry?
I feel like I should say something else, but … oh, forget it. (Part of you probably already has.)
Can someone recommend COLOURS? Cheers xox
I highly recommend purple. But blue is nice too, especially a soft turqoise-blue.
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Okay, I’ll confess that I only included this one because I’ve always dreamed of someone referring to me as their favorite writer. Until I can manage to get one of my books published, I’ll settle for this.
See, spam really can be fun! If you liked this post, check out my past spam posts—they’re good for a laugh!
Do you ever read your spam? Does it make you laugh? I want to know!
This is amazing ?. Yes. I do occasionally peek just to see if I missed anything important. My favorites come from the ‘feedback’ in the blog. Apparently this is how people think they can best reach you and exploit the need for more traffic. And erectile dementia and other things of that nature! ??. I AM DYING! This is so great!
I don’t know what’s funnier: the spam or your responses. Lol.
(I also highly recommend purple. Though I’m quite into navy blue at the moment ?)
Haha, I got that spell caster one too! And that erectile dementia one is . . . an odd thing to ponder.
The best of the batch is a tie for me between Lord Zakuza and erectile dementia
I also like looking at the strange search terms that WordPress tells me people have used who have ended up on my blog. For example, ‘book mother lives on cliff’, ‘damien cooper mother’ and ‘the night tiger ending explained’. My answers: no idea, don’t know but he probably has, and work it out for yourself.
“And this is exactly why I make all my posts enormous. I knew I was doing something right.”
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So, um…erectile dementia is a thing now? ? ? I hope they find a cure…
Lord Zakuza never gave me his email address. Nor have I ever been asked to recommend a color. Humph. I feel cheated in the quality of my spam comments.
Ahahahaha okay the color one made me laugh ???♀️
Lately i’ve been getting lot of spams and trashs that don’t make any sense: bunch of links and just « cialis » or questions about cbd and im like ?? Hell
Yours are truly gold ??
I wonder where in the world they got the name Lord Zakuza?! LOL! A book, google, where?????? Hahaha, these are too funny!
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