It’s time for a new installment of Fun with SPAM, where we peek into the abyss of the Spam folder to find a few gems and imagine … what if I were really going to reply to these random crazy comments?
Take a look at what I might say:
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It’s true I’ve never encountered any of you, but thank you for appreciating me (once again).
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Oh, wow! I’ve been waiting for someone like Lord Zakuza to come along. I’m not sure I want any exes back, but I’m sure since he’s the best spell caster online, I will find all sorts of uses for him.
(By the way, sorry I redacted that email, guys, but I have to keep Lord Zakuza all to myself.)
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And this is exactly why I make all my posts enormous. I knew I was doing something right.
Ummmmm… I’m … sorry?
I feel like I should say something else, but … oh, forget it. (Part of you probably already has.)
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I highly recommend purple. But blue is nice too, especially a soft turqoise-blue.
After reading this article I feel just like you might be my favourite writer now. The article is a structured and well-thought one.
Okay, I’ll confess that I only included this one because I’ve always dreamed of someone referring to me as their favorite writer. Until I can manage to get one of my books published, I’ll settle for this.
See, spam really can be fun! If you liked this post, check out my past spam posts—they’re good for a laugh!
Do you ever read your spam? Does it make you laugh? I want to know!