Fun with Spam #12

March 5, 2020 Fun with Spam 22

It’s time for a new installment of Fun with SPAM, where we peek into the abyss of the Spam folder to find a few gems and imagine … what if I were really going to reply to these random crazy comments? 

Take a look at what I might say: (When I reference a specific post in my replies, that’s the post the spam comment was left on.)


I’ve been lurking here for quite awhile … funny the topic that gets me to comment is about traveling and eating. My husband and I joke about food and travel, “I’m just here for the food.” Do you know that line from the movie “Ever After?” Our favorite memories of trips are the meals eaten.

Wow, that is funny, considering that the post you commented on (“After the Woods by Kim Savage – Traveling ARC Review, Favorite Quotes and Giveaway!“) isn’t actually about traveling OR food. I mean, I guess I documented the ARC’s travels, so from that perspective … maybe?

But the meals that the MC ate while she was kidnapped weren’t prominently featured in the book—though I’m sure they were very memorable. Actually, now that I think about it, I’d hazard a guess that the MC’s favorite memories of her “trip” probably were of the food—the rest of the experience was subpar at best.

 

Wow that was strange. I just wrote an very long comment but after I clicked submit my comment didn’t show up. Grrrr… well I’m not writing all that over again. Anyway, just wanted to say great blog!

Aw, man! So I missed out on your very long spam comment and only got to read this super short one? Sucks to be me.

 

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I have a lot of unexpected emotions, so I feel it’s my duty to unambiguously preserve my knowledge of them. What would the world do without me?

 

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I prefer to send truly big statements for maximized impact, but to each their own! I do try to be kind to alternate individuals whenever possible, though, so thanks for noticing that.

 

This blog Why Im Weird Tag – Feed Your Fiction Addiction has helped me a lot with my dog.
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I had no idea I would be helping people so much with this info about how I sing crazy songs about my dogs all the time. Except I’ll confess that they don’t seem to be any more obedient when I do so. I must be doing it wrong.

They are happy to accept your kisses, though! (Me, less so.)

 

These shirts are mainly used when dwelling in a forest.

Huh. Seems like a pretty limited market. But if I ever decide to become a forest-dweller, I’ll know just who to go to for wardrobe options. 

 

Most depart your face either dry or oily feeling.

I’m honestly not sure what these people were doing on my face in the first place. But I suppose most of them will depart either dry or oily feeling. I’m … sorry? (But, just like, stay off my face in the future and we won’t have a problem.)

 

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In this blog I got valuable information about ….

You are my favorite commenter because ….  (This is a fill-in-the-blank game, right?)


See, spam really can be fun! If you liked this post, check out my past spam posts—they’re good for a laugh!

Do you ever read your spam? Does it make you laugh? I want to know!

 

22 Responses to “Fun with Spam #12”

  1. Sam@wlabb

    The spammers are going crazy these days. I am moderating comments, because I got hit with dozens of spam comments. The vampire left me about 45 comments about joining his world. I never helped out with someone’s dog, like you did

  2. Malka @ Paper Procrastinators

    I love how creative you are in your responses! Especially since I can barely figure out what some of the comments intend to say, and there you are with the perfect reply! I just took a peek at our spam comments, and I don’t think I’d be able to come up with anything nearly as witty!

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