Fun with Spam #13

May 7, 2020 Fun with Spam 31

It’s time for a new installment of Fun with SPAM, where we peek into the abyss of the Spam folder to find a few gems and imagine … what if I were really going to reply to these random crazy comments? 

Take a look at what I might say: 


Who can write more certainly than you! I promise you, no one, I’ve seen something similar to this only on (website deleted). I enjoyed this guide and suppose you have stuff that was such? Not only for me, and if yes, therefore please note it as it’s rather unusual for me personally at the moment that is present personally, that is my opinion. I be mindful of the news headlines and the most recent data and also could come across an in-depth guide of yours.

Why, no one can write more certainly than me, of course! I am the most certainest blog writer you will ever encounter. And trust me, I have SO much stuff that is such—you will be personally amazed, right at this very moment!

 

Hi, i feel that i noticed you visited my blog thus i got here to ?go back the want?.I’m
attempting to to find things to improve my web site!I guess its good enough to use a few of your ideas!!.

I feel that I never visited your blog, but perhaps I should go back to the want? I hear it’s the place to be! And I guess my ideas might be good enough to use, but I wouldn’t get your hopes up or anything.

 

When some one searches for his required thing, therefore he/she desires to be available that in detail, thus that thing is maintained over here.

I hope everyone finds his/her required thing right here on the blog. I’ve tried to maintain all the things of ever for my readers.

 

Post writing is also a excitement, if you be familiar with. after that you can write if not it is difficult to write.

I’m sorry if you find it difficult to write. You must not be familiar enough with commenting yet. Keep trying and I’m sure you’ll get better!

 

It’s awesome in support of me to have a web site, which is beneficial designed for my know-how. thanks admin

I have designed this blog specifically to support your know-how, so that makes good sense.

 

Many believe the American dream to kitchen sinks be about money and how much they own and perhaps kitchen sinks for sale theyre right,kitchen sinks, because thats what it seemed like during the Gold Rush. People then were searching for a better life, for money to make it easi kitchen sink faucets clearance er. What is the American dream to you.

Well, the American dream is kitchen sinks, obviously. What a silly question. 

 

I don’t even know the way I finished up here, however I thought this put up was once good. I don’t understand who you are however definitely you’re going to a well-known blogger in case you are not already. Cheers!.

If it makes you feel better, most of the time I don’t understand who I am either. It’s sort of an existential crisis.

 

WOW just what I was looking for. Came here by searching for jobs government

I’m fresh out of government jobs at the moment, but I hear Trump is hiring just about anyone these days. Maybe try giving him a big donation and see if that helps?

(Yeah, yeah, I know … I went there.)


And Shannon over at It Starts at Midnight shared this entertaining bit of spam she received with me and told me I could use it. I’m leaving the explanation in Shannon’s own words here (because it’s more fun that way)…

It told me that Barack Obama, who used to go by the name “Barry Soetoro” is the antichrist because… wait for it… “The day following the election of Barack Obama (11/04/08), the winning pick 3 lotto numbers in Illinois (Obama’s home state) for 11/5/08 were 666.” And because of this he has… wait for it… Micro-chipped us all in order to do the devil’s bidding. You cannot make this stuff up! 😂

Wow, I had no idea I’d been microchipped! The devil has been making use of me all this time? And Barack Obama, too? This is scary stuff!!


See, spam really can be fun! If you liked this post, check out my past spam posts—they’re good for a laugh!

Do you ever read your spam? Does it make you laugh? I want to know!

 

31 Responses to “Fun with Spam #13”

  1. ShootingStarsMag

    I mean, people say they packed “everything and the kitchen sink” and so on, so I guess it can be the American dream too, right? And Shannon’s spam comment is hilarious. I mean, I like Obama, so I guess I’ll take being microchipped by him. LOL

    -lauren

  2. Emily

    This is too good lol!! Sadly, my spam folders are not this interesting. Thanks for providing me with some entertaining reading material this evening 🙂

  3. Jackie B @ Death by Tsundoku

    Hahaha– this is a hilarious idea. I often think about how I might respond to some of the spam I get, too. I don’t even understand how they expect this to work. I mean… what’s the point?!

  4. Shannon @ It Starts at Midnight

    Nicole, I got one just tonight that said just “The bank is 14” and I gotta say, I am curious! Maybe this is the code to a safety deposit box in Zurich and I am gonna be rich! 😂 I also found this gem which I can’t NOT share: “Hurrah, that’s what I was looking for, what a material! existing here at this weblog!”

    Bwhah i am so excited that you used my weird one! I am also CACKLING at “Trump will hire just about anyone”, PERFECT response 😂😂😂 These are all so bizarre and entertaining! And you’re over here making lemonade out of these nonsense lemons, I love it!

    Shannon @ It Starts at Midnight recently posted: Reviews in a Minute: 5 for 5/5
  5. trin carl

    It’s funny that you have a fun with spam post. I recently read another blogger’s post,intheknowwithro.blogspot.com that talks about how you can make money from doing surveys on some of these spammers website. It’s like a boomerang effect lol

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