It’s time for a new installment of Fun with SPAM, where we peek into the abyss of the Spam folder to find a few gems and imagine … what if I were really going to reply to these random crazy comments?
Take a look at what I might say:
Who can write more certainly than you! I promise you, no one, I’ve seen something similar to this only on (website deleted). I enjoyed this guide and suppose you have stuff that was such? Not only for me, and if yes, therefore please note it as it’s rather unusual for me personally at the moment that is present personally, that is my opinion. I be mindful of the news headlines and the most recent data and also could come across an in-depth guide of yours.
Why, no one can write more certainly than me, of course! I am the most certainest blog writer you will ever encounter. And trust me, I have SO much stuff that is such—you will be personally amazed, right at this very moment!
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I feel that I never visited your blog, but perhaps I should go back to the want? I hear it’s the place to be! And I guess my ideas might be good enough to use, but I wouldn’t get your hopes up or anything.
When some one searches for his required thing, therefore he/she desires to be available that in detail, thus that thing is maintained over here.
I hope everyone finds his/her required thing right here on the blog. I’ve tried to maintain all the things of ever for my readers.
Post writing is also a excitement, if you be familiar with. after that you can write if not it is difficult to write.
I’m sorry if you find it difficult to write. You must not be familiar enough with commenting yet. Keep trying and I’m sure you’ll get better!
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I have designed this blog specifically to support your know-how, so that makes good sense.
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Well, the American dream is kitchen sinks, obviously. What a silly question.
I don’t even know the way I finished up here, however I thought this put up was once good. I don’t understand who you are however definitely you’re going to a well-known blogger in case you are not already. Cheers!.
If it makes you feel better, most of the time I don’t understand who I am either. It’s sort of an existential crisis.
WOW just what I was looking for. Came here by searching for jobs government
I’m fresh out of government jobs at the moment, but I hear Trump is hiring just about anyone these days. Maybe try giving him a big donation and see if that helps?
(Yeah, yeah, I know … I went there.)
And Shannon over at It Starts at Midnight shared this entertaining bit of spam she received with me and told me I could use it. I’m leaving the explanation in Shannon’s own words here (because it’s more fun that way)…
It told me that Barack Obama, who used to go by the name “Barry Soetoro” is the antichrist because… wait for it… “The day following the election of Barack Obama (11/04/08), the winning pick 3 lotto numbers in Illinois (Obama’s home state) for 11/5/08 were 666.” And because of this he has… wait for it… Micro-chipped us all in order to do the devil’s bidding. You cannot make this stuff up! ?
Wow, I had no idea I’d been microchipped! The devil has been making use of me all this time? And Barack Obama, too? This is scary stuff!!
See, spam really can be fun! If you liked this post, check out my past spam posts—they’re good for a laugh!
Do you ever read your spam? Does it make you laugh? I want to know!
I never knew the American Dream was a kitchen sink. These are so weird, but at least we can laugh at them
Well, at least most of us have achieved the American dream—it’s a pretty low bar.
Haha, I don’t remember getting micro-chipped! Did Obama chip me himself? If he did, I get to say that I met Barack Obama!
Oooh! Good point! I think we should all add this to our list of achievements!
I mean, people say they packed “everything and the kitchen sink” and so on, so I guess it can be the American dream too, right? And Shannon’s spam comment is hilarious. I mean, I like Obama, so I guess I’ll take being microchipped by him. LOL
-lauren
Yeah, I guess if I have to be micro-chipped by someone, Obama is my pick.
This is too good lol!! Sadly, my spam folders are not this interesting. Thanks for providing me with some entertaining reading material this evening 🙂
I love the weird language that we only get in spam comments. It’s not even the result of a dodgy Google translate, just gibberish!
I hope you get your existential crisis sorted soon 🙂
Yes, sometimes you just have to wonder what spammers think they’re getting out of these types of comments. At least I get to entertain myself with them.
The only reason my spam comments seem interesting is because I have hundreds and hundreds of them to choose from. There are sure to be some gems in there.
Ahahhaha I love these kind of posts, I really do. I feel like I should take more time to read some of them instead of deleting them all right away haha I’d have fun 😛
Yes, you never know what good stuff you’re missing!
Hahaha– this is a hilarious idea. I often think about how I might respond to some of the spam I get, too. I don’t even understand how they expect this to work. I mean… what’s the point?!
Responding to them makes them feel like much less of a nuisance. At least I have fun with my spam!
Word salad spam right there lol Is there a spam generator that just throws words out??
Karen @ For What It’s Worth
I know, right? Such weird spam!
So we’ve been microchipped? News to me. When I was just a wee thing, I knew I wanted a kitchen sink when I grew up. lol
I’ll bet you got your wish. LOL!
These were so hard to read… it’s like robot word vomit ? And oh my god that last one was good! Not mad you went there ???
Hahaha! Glad I didn’t scare anyone away by getting political with my spam. 🙂
Nicole, I got one just tonight that said just “The bank is 14” and I gotta say, I am curious! Maybe this is the code to a safety deposit box in Zurich and I am gonna be rich! ? I also found this gem which I can’t NOT share: “Hurrah, that’s what I was looking for, what a material! existing here at this weblog!”
Bwhah i am so excited that you used my weird one! I am also CACKLING at “Trump will hire just about anyone”, PERFECT response ??? These are all so bizarre and entertaining! And you’re over here making lemonade out of these nonsense lemons, I love it!
Yes, who knows where these spam messages are leading us? Perhaps we’re missing the deeper meanings and are totally missing out!
It’s funny that you have a fun with spam post. I recently read another blogger’s post,intheknowwithro.blogspot.com that talks about how you can make money from doing surveys on some of these spammers website. It’s like a boomerang effect lol
I’ll have to see if I can find Ro’s post!
I love your spam posts and these comments started off being standard weird slightly incoherent spam and then the last one Shannon had? Wow, that one took a crazy turn like wow.
Yes, Shannon’s was absolutely perfect—gotta love that kind of spam!
LOL! This gave me a much needed laugh. You definitely get more entertaining spam than I do and I think Shannon may be the biggest winner with the Obama spam.
It’s only because I have so MUCH spam to choose from. There are 652 comments in my spam folder right now, so I have plenty to choose from! 🙂 But, yes, Shannon definitely wins!
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Your fun with spam posts are always a delight to read! I have to agree with other comments that Shannon’s spam takes the win. (Wow, did the spam take a dark turn!)
Yes, Shannon’s spam was epic—glad she shared it with me!